I had the greatest neighbor in the world for 10 years.  Then I got married and moved to a different home.  Over the last 12 years I have lived next door to a nosey, false-flattering, sometimes best-friend, sometimes worst enemy, compulsivly-lying, autocratic, controlling, neighborhood-sociopath. Of course, I'm not a psychatrist, but I think those terms fit pretty well. This person has provided me with dozens of stories that have amused my friends and co-workers for years. I told a co-worker that my neighbor belongs on: We had a great laugh when I discovered it was available. Over the next couple of weeks, my neighbor pushed me over the edge. I knew that her place was on MyAssHoleNeighbor.com. Maybe your neighbor belongs there too! While the content on this site is for mature audiences, I have taken every effort to not be too crude or tasteless.  None-the-less, fair warning is given that some of the material may be offensive to some people.  If so, you know where the door is, let yourself out.  Everyone else, welcome to my world.

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